The Post-Brexit Xmas Party
from The Post-Brexit Xmas Party by No Murder No Moustache
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lyrics
Didn't buy a turkey, 'cos they're full of chlorine
Couldn't afford any presents, 'cos the economy
They sold our healthcare, so we die in the streets
But at least if it snows, it'll hide the bodies
And if the ghost of Christmas yet to come was here he'd learn a thing or two about how bad a Christmas could be
And in the big house on the hill there having their
Post-Brexit Christmas party
The strippers all have Russian accents,
Boris had an accident and tried to poke one with his tiny Tim
The angel on the Christmas tree is trying it's best not to see the snow that's going right up Michael Gove
And though the bells are ringing out, there all attached to bell ends and their
cheesy, sleazy, and greasy
And no one wears protection at the
Post-Brexit Christmas party
Hancock tells an anecdote about a time when for a joke he torched a
warehouse full of PPE
Grayling ordered candy canes from a mate that manufactures trains, and they won't arrive 'til 2023
And they get their rocks off for a rock, surrounded by the things they've got as Putin rides by shirtless on a reindeer.
And everybody poses with a pint, its the perfect photo op
Tonight they'll try again, trying to convince us, they're all just working men
And they're pretty much all men,
They're pretty much all white,
They're pretty much all rich,
And they're pretty much all liars,
It seems they all delight,
In being on the right,
And clearly they don't care,
What happens to our lives,
And maybe they'd be happy,
To see us in a grave,
If it wasn't for the space,
We might take from their estate
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
I guess it might have been worth it, for the
Post-Brexit Xmas Party
Couldn't afford any presents, 'cos the economy
They sold our healthcare, so we die in the streets
But at least if it snows, it'll hide the bodies
And if the ghost of Christmas yet to come was here he'd learn a thing or two about how bad a Christmas could be
And in the big house on the hill there having their
Post-Brexit Christmas party
The strippers all have Russian accents,
Boris had an accident and tried to poke one with his tiny Tim
The angel on the Christmas tree is trying it's best not to see the snow that's going right up Michael Gove
And though the bells are ringing out, there all attached to bell ends and their
cheesy, sleazy, and greasy
And no one wears protection at the
Post-Brexit Christmas party
Hancock tells an anecdote about a time when for a joke he torched a
warehouse full of PPE
Grayling ordered candy canes from a mate that manufactures trains, and they won't arrive 'til 2023
And they get their rocks off for a rock, surrounded by the things they've got as Putin rides by shirtless on a reindeer.
And everybody poses with a pint, its the perfect photo op
Tonight they'll try again, trying to convince us, they're all just working men
And they're pretty much all men,
They're pretty much all white,
They're pretty much all rich,
And they're pretty much all liars,
It seems they all delight,
In being on the right,
And clearly they don't care,
What happens to our lives,
And maybe they'd be happy,
To see us in a grave,
If it wasn't for the space,
We might take from their estate
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
I guess it might have been worth it, for the
Post-Brexit Xmas Party
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from The Post-Brexit Xmas Party,
released December 1, 2020
Additional Vocals - Zack Crawford
Additional Vocals - Zack Crawford
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No Murder No Moustache Wales, UK
Anti-establishment inclusive Punk Rock with Celtic influences. Sometimes acoustic, sometimes not, always #punk
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