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The Post​-​Brexit Xmas Party

by No Murder No Moustache

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Didn't buy a turkey, 'cos they're full of chlorine Couldn't afford any presents, 'cos the economy They sold our healthcare, so we die in the streets But at least if it snows, it'll hide the bodies And if the ghost of Christmas yet to come was here he'd learn a thing or two about how bad a Christmas could be And in the big house on the hill there having their Post-Brexit Christmas party The strippers all have Russian accents, Boris had an accident and tried to poke one with his tiny Tim The angel on the Christmas tree is trying it's best not to see the snow that's going right up Michael Gove And though the bells are ringing out, there all attached to bell ends and their cheesy, sleazy, and greasy And no one wears protection at the Post-Brexit Christmas party Hancock tells an anecdote about a time when for a joke he torched a warehouse full of PPE Grayling ordered candy canes from a mate that manufactures trains, and they won't arrive 'til 2023 And they get their rocks off for a rock, surrounded by the things they've got as Putin rides by shirtless on a reindeer. And everybody poses with a pint, its the perfect photo op Tonight they'll try again, trying to convince us, they're all just working men And they're pretty much all men, They're pretty much all white, They're pretty much all rich, And they're pretty much all liars, It seems they all delight, In being on the right, And clearly they don't care, What happens to our lives, And maybe they'd be happy, To see us in a grave, If it wasn't for the space, We might take from their estate Was it worth it? Was it worth it? I guess it might have been worth it, for the Post-Brexit Xmas Party
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Dim ond 'dolig ddaw, ac mae'r eira cyntaf cwympo uwchben strydoedd wag oedd yn arfer llawn ond Does dim arian 'da neb, s'dim plant 'di cyffro a s'dim sanau wrth y tan a does dim teimlad Nadolig Dim ond tristwch ddaw, ac amserau anodd sefyll lan o’ flaen ni a fydd neb yn helpu achos Does dim gwaith o gwbl a s'dim ots da neb a s'dim glo i fynd ar y tan a does dim teimlad Nadolig Does dim teimlad Nadolig heno Does dim teimlad Nadolig eleni

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released December 1, 2020

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No Murder No Moustache Wales, UK

Anti-establishment inclusive Punk Rock with Celtic influences. Sometimes acoustic, sometimes not, always #punk

Pync Roc efo dylanwadau Celtaidd. Weithiau acwstig, weithiau ddim, wastad pync.

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